Two Best Friends

October 3, 2013 / Conversation, Link / 4 Comments
  • BARNEY: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with…
  • TED: Barney! I’m allowed to miss them alright? They’re my two best friends.
  • BARNEY: I’m your two best friends!

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